One Month Later

Well, well, it looks like i have abandoned my blog for what? A month? I'M SORRY YOUNG FANS!!!! Now the past month was eventful (well not for my blog lol), but for meee!! And after one month I am feeling troublesome. My mood isn't the best cause I was happy about something happening, but it just didnt. But I can hide stuff. Anyways the chemistry chair war still rages, apparently I still continue to use my mole face, I plan to aquire a group of year 8's next year and transform them into an army, I am about to finish year11, i started dancing again (it isnt as fun as my competitive dancing but currently will suffice). Well yawn i will write something longer later i just want to sleeeeeppp!!!!!!!!
- <3 You all
IVORY :D :D :D

Guess What?? Your about to read a blog about what annoys me!!

 I am sick and tired of people putting pictures of themselves making out with their boyfriends/girlfriends. It is just plain gross. I'm all like hey this person has new pics, i flick through them and the next thing i see is a friend of mine sucking face with some guy/girl!! Seriously we ALL know you like each other we don't need to see the evidence on f***ing facebook!!! I'm serious the next person i see with those pictures on facebook, i will cut all ties to them and never talk to them again!! CLASS THIS AS YOUR FINAL WARNING!!!
I know its a short one but i just had to voice my annoyance!!

The Suckfullness Of My Life !!

And so I am sitting here, sick as f*** with a runny nose, sore throat, ear problems, a headache and a possible fever!! Muchly Suckful. At least I know that I don't have Swine....

I Feel Horrible

I want to go to school tomorrow but obviously can't due to being ill, i have no appetite and the only thing that has me actually wanting to live is the fact i have lost weight. My reading of Twilight fanfiction has become beyond ridiculous and i got so bored i started looking at wedding dresses through google. To make matters worse i have a stupid yellow smiley face badge on my lamp that keeps mocking me. My rooms a mess, my face is pale and i am rapidly becoming more insane. I made a playlist on my I-Pod of the most depressing love songs i own and have had them on repeat all day. I also started reading twilight again which is marks the start of the 7th time i have read that series. I feel like eating an apple at the moment but am way too lazy to get up and get one, also the fact that it is mignight.

I have 5 days till my birthday and to tell you the truth I don't want to live those five days as a miserable sick person. Well i might as well get back to reading my twilight fanfictions that help me pass the nighttime hours. Oh yeah did i mention i am also suffering from insomnia? Well leaving now, lets hope i feel better in a few hours.
Seeya
Ivory (That Sick, Emo, Depresso Child)

A Convosation With My Good Friend Alex

Alex- Woof!
Ivory- omg its a llama impersonating a dog
Alex- no its a rare (and ridiculously good looking) Dog-Llama
Ivory- hahah
Ivory-  idk about the rare part cause i look in the mirror and see a ridiculously good looking one everyday
Alex- i'm not at your house everyday
Ivory- nooo but i am XD
Alex- oh i get it
Ivory- whatttt??
Alex- no i lie i don't really get it cos ur not ridiculously good lookin, u have to be called GOD to be ridiculously good lookin
Ivory- I AM RIDICULOUSLY GooD LOOKING !!! ADMIIT IT YOU KNOW I AM
Alex- meh
Alex- peanuts r yummy
Ivory- lol
Ivory- i only like peanut butter
Ivory- im bored .. be entertaining
Alex- hahahahahahahaha me entertaining?
Ivory- do it..
Alex- yeah,ahum Carrot is the one who dances for food ahum
Ivory- aaaandd
Alex- keep going
Alex- oh yeah i haVE NO I REPEAT NO LIKEWISE TENDENCIES

Pointless?? Yeah I Thought So Too...

Just A Bit Sick, And I'm Not Faking It This Time

Okay, well due to popular demand I have decided to write in my weakened state (I KNOW I'M A SELL OUT). Anywayys, my week was epically eventful with my activities ranging from talking about leporosy to saying grace in front of a large amount of high ranking AAFC and RAAF staff to sitting next to a FLTLT to asking the question; Why do we have toes? and  Why do tumbleweeds like to collect them and make them into flutes?

I have successfully ignored everyone's plea for a new post until i was tempted with treats by david if i posted. GAH DAMN TEH TREATS!!! As usual i have discovered some interesting facts and since there are so many I will do the usual thing and only state five. They are as follows:
1. Shakespeare was an old, sexist, masochistic pig!
2. When Eden starts singing sunshine and lollipops run away cause i assure you, your brain will instantly melt!
3. I do not know what the word infirmaty means.
4. Burying yourself is a very bad idea
5. Wise is and always will be my BB4LYF

Lets just say that I have finally found the proof that a very large part of anthony undoubtedly likes men!!
Evidence #1

And Evidence #2

Well now that I have finished insulting Anthony and putting questionable pictures on my blog, I shall move on and continue to talk about something that wasn't entirely expected!!

Well, for once I actually finished my chemistry work BEFORE David and Mark. AANNNNDD they had a 10 minute head start. I know applause applause!! DAVID FOR THE LAST TIME LEAVE THE METAL TONGS ALONE!!

For Once I Really Dont Know what To Write

Sooo I am Leaving I need Inspiration Something Might POP Up Tomorrow!!

<3 <3 IVORY

Work, Walks and Metal Tongs

Yesterday, I had one of those life changing experiences. You know, those ones that effect the way you look at the world and the way you interpret life. Thats right my friends, I walked down the concourse to a double of sport with none other than Mark Thompson. No, he might not be world famous, or even famous in Australia. But in St Marys he is a GOD! He is most well known for his catch phrase 'Did you say... FREE?' Well, our walk was truely enlightening and has given life some meaning that I am yet to discover or make up on the spot. The walk was so inspiring and uplifting that i cannot even put it to words! Let's just say I think I have found the meaning of life. As well as discovered that jumping of the the bottom step IS NOT WORTH IT !!!

Work Sucks!!! But I am forced to do it, cause i have to save $3500 by some time for my year 12 ski trip. Hopefully I can get my dad to pay for some *fingers crossed*. I am thinking I might get a second job just for the holidays which equals more money for my shopaholic urges.

Now for the metal tongs.. ON GUARD!!! teehee... One very exciteful Chemistry lesson     :)
'David just give me the metal tongs' - Ivory
'Hey look, that junior Chemistry class is probally looking in and seeing what a senior Chemistry class does, and sees them having sword fights with metal tongs' - David (quote is not exact but grasps the jist of what was said)
'Just this one lesson is more entertaing than my entire Biology class' - Mrs Melcham
*Mark reaches into a bin* 'Ewww, this can is still full' - Mark
*Can implodes* 'POP!' - Red Bull Can
Well that was my fun filled Chemistry Lesson   :D

OMG I FEEL LIKE BEING RANDOM!!! SOOO FIVE MORE RANDOM FACTS!!!
- 17 more days till my birthday
- 18 more days till i can get my learners !!
- I got a Pelvic Bone Joint to join my collection of Knee Bone Joint, Lower Spine and Tailbone, Artery and heart 3D Models !!
- I like Green
- Tumbleweeds enjoy collecting human toes.. So I would be careful if I was you !!


*New Section To My Blogs*
LISTENING TO WHILE WRITING THIS AWESOMENESS!!!
- Pas De Cheval - Panic At The Disco
- I'm Like A Lawyer The Way I'm Trying To Get You Off - Fall Out Boy
- Skylines And Turnstiles - My Chemical Romance
- Breathe - Taylor Swift (I KNOW SHAME)
- Shoulder Of Your God - Lamb Of God (NOT A CHRISTIAN BAND!! TRUST ME)
- Shameless - All Time Low
- Classifieds -The Academy Is...
-Everything That Makes Me Sick - The Almost

My 10 Favorite Songs At The Moment !!!

1. The Scene Is Dead, Long Live The Scene  - Cobra Starship (Hot Mess)
2. Remembering Sunday - All Time Low (So Wrong, It's Right)
3. Dinosaurs Go Rawr - Amy Can Flyy (Dinosaurs Go Rawr)
4. Loser - Cute Is What We Aim For (Rotation)
5. Nothing - Every Avenue (AH!)
6. Sure As Hell - This Providence (Who Are You Now?)
7. Mama - My Chemical Romance (The Black Parade)
8. New Perspective - Panic! At The Disco (New Perspective)
9. Stay Awake - All Time Low (So Wrong, It's Right)
10. The End And The Beginning - Forgive Durden (Razia's Shadow: A Musical)